Introducing the 'I Like Them Real Thick and Sprucey' Sweatshirt: For the person who has zero chill when it comes to quality Christmas trees. This shirt is perfect for announcing your love of dense evergreen foliage (and possibly other things) at the annual holiday party. The rich forest green keeps your intentions mysteriously classy, while the bold text ensures zero ambiguity. Wear this while driving a pickup truck, tying a massive pine tree to the roof, or standing under mistletoe with a very specific wish. It's 100% cozy, 100% festive, and 100% likely to get a few snickers.