The 'Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal' sweatshirt: It’s got the cozy warmth of a white holiday sweater, the classic ugliness of an ugly Christmas sweater pattern, and the pure, unadulterated nostalgia of being left home alone. Wear this to your next holiday party to immediately establish two things: 1) You have excellent taste in 90s cinema, and 2) You are possibly judging everyone else’s behavior. It’s perfect for snuggling by the fire or setting up elaborate booby traps for unsolicited holiday visitors. Keep the change, ya filthy animal!